No Small Talk Please

Do not give me small talk.
I don’t understand it.
I don’t want to face it.
Stop talking and let me go.
You are not saying anything worth hearing.
It is all bubble and froth.
I don’t want to hear anymore of it.
You are really turning me off.

So no, I don’t want to know
what you cooked for dinner last night
or what is your favourite tv show.
I don’t want to know about your dog
or the book you read last week.
Just let me go. Stop talking
or I think I am going to freak.

Don’t talk to me on the phone.
I will be quite abrupt,
Just say what you have to say
or I will hang up.

Don’t like going to the hairdressers.
I hate it most of all.
Don’t talk to me about colour
or latest fashions.
Just shorten my hair
as I sit in your chair
Please hurry up.
I want to get out of here.

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